Humor – April 5

Two children went into their parent’s bathroom and noticed the scale in the corner.

“Whatever you do,” cautioned one child to the younger one, “don’t step on it!”

“Why not?” asked the sibling.

“Because every time mom does, she lets out an awful scream!”

One Liner

I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.

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