THE VIRUS HAS HIT EVERYBODY REALLY HARD.
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who knew??