When a young man left his dorm and moved into an apartment, he went shopping for cleaning equipment. His cart was loaded with a broom, mop, dust-pan, sponges and a full array of cleaning products.

At the last minute he topped off his cart with a lone food purchase — a large bag of potato chips.

Seeing the checkout clerk’s quizzical look, he explained, “I’m a very messy eater.”

One Liner

Started a new routine this week, doing crunches twice a day: Cap’n in the morning, Nestle’s in the afternoon.