SIGNS YOU OVERDID IT THIS THANKSGIVING

~ Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the recliner.

~ You get grass stains on your behind after a walk, but never sat down.

~ You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your email.

~ You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday.

~ Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.

~ You have 5 TV sets side-by-side to catch all the football games.

~ Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.

~ Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this.

One Liner

Thanksgiving is great because people tend to speak less when food is lodged in their mouths.