SIGNS YOU OVERDID IT THIS THANKSGIVING
~ Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the recliner.
~ You get grass stains on your behind after a walk, but never sat down.
~ You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your email.
~ You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday.
~ Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.
~ You have 5 TV sets side-by-side to catch all the football games.
~ Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.
~ Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this.
Thanksgiving is great because people tend to speak less when food is lodged in their mouths.