Humor – November 22

  • Did you hear about the sad cranberry? It was actually a blueberry.
  • What did one smitten pumpkin say to the other? I only have pies for you. 
  • What’s the best thing to put in pumpkin pie? Your teeth! 
  • Why was everyone grouchy after drinking the apple cider? It was made of crab apples!

    One Liner

    What’s a good author to read out at the Thanksgiving table? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.

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