- Did you hear about the sad cranberry? It was actually a blueberry.
- What did one smitten pumpkin say to the other? I only have pies for you.
- What’s the best thing to put in pumpkin pie? Your teeth!
- Why was everyone grouchy after drinking the apple cider? It was made of crab apples!
What’s a good author to read out at the Thanksgiving table? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.