Humor – November 21

humor
  • “What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?” “Quack, Quack!”
  • “Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?” “He sensed fowl play.”
  • “What key has legs and can’t open a door?” “A turkey.”

    One Liner
    “Why did they let the turkey join the band?” “Because he had his own drumsticks.”
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