Humor – December 9

Arnold had just received his new driver’s license. The family heads out to the driveway, and climbs in the car.  Arnold is going to take them for a ride for the first time.  Dad immediately heads for the back seat and sits directly behind the newly-minted driver.

“Hey Dad, I’ll bet you’re back there to get a change of scenery after all the months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive,” says the beaming boy to his father.

Dad replies, “Nope, just start driving.  I’m gonna do like you’ve been doing to me all these years. I’m gonna sit back here and kick the back of your seat.

One Liner

A thief broke into police headquarters and stole all of the toilets. The police have nothing to go on.

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