Humor – January 18


~ They have a range of about 20 miles before they overheat, break down or run out of gas.

~ Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or out.

~ It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence tools, grease rags, ropes, chains, buckets, boots and loose papers in the cab.

~ The Border Collie on the toolbox looks mean.

~ The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if you’re being chased. You could use the mirrors if they weren’t cracked and covered with duct tape. 

~ Top speed is only about 45 mph.

~ Who wants a truck that needs a year’s worth of maintenance, u-joints, $3,000 in bodywork, taillights and a windshield.

~ It’s hard to commit a crime with everyone waving at you.

One Liner

I have a lot of opinions for someone who is never completely sure of today’s date. 


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