VALENTINE’S DAY DAD JOKES

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
A hog and kisses!

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine’s Day!

What did the Valentines card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!

Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Sure, they’re very scent-imental!

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
“I’m sweet on you!”

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
“I find you very attractive.”

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A hug and a quiche!

One Liner

What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak? February 14th.