The story is told of a young lad who was given two quarters on a Sunday morning with instructions that one was for the Lord to be placed into the offering plate at Sunday School and the other for himself. And so off he went to church. 

As boys are oft to do, he walked along thinking about how he would spend his quarter later and was holding the two quarters in his hand. They were perfectly safe, right? Well, they were…until they weren’t. Pretty soon one slipped through his fingers, bounced off the curb into the gutter, and…you guessed it, right into the drain.

He gave it his best thought and came up with the perfect solution. He then proclaimed, “Well, Lord, there goes Your quarter.”

One Liner

A man dressed up as a baby horse and made a complete foal of himself.