Humor – March 9

humor

Me: My tire’s making a whistling sound.

Mechanic: Sounds like a flat.

Me: More like an F sharp.

One Liner

I wanted to marry an English teacher when she got out of jail. But you can’t end a sentence with a proposition. 

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