A man came into the pharmacy and said to the technician, “Do you have anything that will stop hiccups?” 

The tech leaned over the counter and slapped the man’s face. 

The man said “What did you do that for?” 

The tech replied, “Well, you don’t have any hiccups now, do you?” 

The man replied, “I never did. I came in for my wife out in the car.” 

One Liner

I was told that 70% of the population is stupid. I’m obviously with the other 40%.