IF DOGS WROTE LETTERS TO GOD…

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: How come there’s so much spaghetti and so few meatballs?

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If so, will I have to apologize?

One Liner

If you’re hard of hearing, it helps to read lips. Just don’t use one of those yellow highlighters.

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