CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS

~ We have a food program in the church for those in need which we call The Pastor’s Pantry. Well, in the magazine, I (church secretary) wrote “THE PANTY FUND – so that no one will have to go without!” Oops.

~ A visiting pastor came to our church and before the sermon said, “My wife and I are very happy to be here. Honey, get up so the brothers can see you.”

~ We have received word of sudden passing of Rev. Smith this morning during the worship service. Now let’s sing “Praise God from Whom All Blessings Flow.”

~ This Sunday morning following services we will have our monthly feelowship.

~ Sinspiration this Sunday night at church. Ya’ll Come!

One Liner
Dogs lick you because they love you. Cats lick you because you had chicken for dinner.