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Humor – November 6
A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings. They dialed the number and then sang “Happy Birthday” to him. But when they finished their off-key rendition, they discovered that they had dialed the wrong number.
“Don’t let it bother you,” said a strange but amused voice. “You folks need all the practice you can get.”
One Liner
I might wake up and go running. I also may wake up and win the lottery. The odds are about the same.
Memorial Day
“Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life for one’s friends.”
John 15:13 NIV
Humor – May 21
THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA
This is a tribute to all the Grandmas and Grandpas who have been fearless and learned to use the computer.
The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly it’s true!
She pressed ‘control’ and ‘enter’
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I’ve searched through the Recycle Bin
And files of every kind;
I’ve even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Google
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found ‘online.’
So, if inside your ‘Inbox,’
My Grandma you should see,
Please ‘Copy’, ‘Scan’ and ‘Paste’ her
And send her back to me!
One Liner
Even Popeye didn’t eat his spinach until he absolutely had to.
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DonateDonate monthlyDonate yearlyHumor – May 14
The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items. I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, his bony arm across the back of my seat.
I hadn’t considered the drive across town. At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside me became obvious, and I looked across and explained, “I’m delivering him to my doctor’s office.”
The other driver leaned out of his window. “I hate to tell you, lady,” he said, “but I think it’s too late!”
One Liner
Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival.
Celebrating 20 years of MIKESHUMOR – May 2004 to 2024
mikeshumor provides clean humor for all its readers to live out our motto, “He who laughs, lasts!”
Since our beginning in May 2004, mikeshumor has provided a laugh, humor and encouragement to readers of all ages! If you have clean humor or one liners that you would like us to consider publishing, email it to mikeshumor@gmail.com
mikeshumor is a free blog …. However, several have asked about making a donation. So beginning May 21, readers will have the opportunity to make a donation. Donations are not tax-deductible, but they do help cover direct costs associated with our website, domain and various online services. Thank you for being a loyal reader – and make sure you pass the humor along!!
Happy Mother’s Day
Humor – March 28
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to call upon the widow of an eccentric man who had just died.
Standing before the open casket and consoling the widow, he said, “I know this must be a very hard blow, Mrs. Vernon. But we must remember that what we see here is the husk only, the shell. The nut has gone to heaven.”
One Liner
Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.
Humor – October 31
What do skeletons order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the scary movie?
He didn’t have the guts.
What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow?
A numb-skull.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
Where does a skeleton go for a fun night?
Anywhere, as long as it’s a hip joint.
Do you know any skeleton jokes?
Yes, but you wouldn’t find it very humerus.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite song?
“Bad to the Bone.”
One Liner
Why was Cinderella bad at football?
Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
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