Humor – February 25

”Guardian Angel”

A woman is walking on the road and a voice shouts out, “Don’t take a step further.”

She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks fall on the place where she would have otherwise been.

She thinks she imagined it and keeps walking until suddenly the voice calls out again. “Don’t take a step further.”

She stops and a car skids past. Then suddenly she hears the voice saying “I am your guardian angel, and I will warn you before something bad happens to you. Now do you have any questions to ask me?”

Yes! shouts the woman, “Just where were you on my wedding day!

One LINER
Always be yourself because the people that matter don’t mind, and the ones who mind, don’t matter.

Thought for the day
Psalm 22:7
Some trust in chariots and some in horses, 
but we trust in the name of the Lord our God.

May our trust and confidence be in the name of the Lord and not in own power or possessions. Our power is in the name of the Lord!

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