Humor – July 23

I should have figured it out sooner.

It’s the shampoo I use in the shower. When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body.

Printed very clearly on the shampoo label it reads, “FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY.”

I have gotten rid of THAT shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish detergent.

Its label reads, “DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.”

Problem solved! It sure pays to read the label…

One Liner
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Thought for the day
God saw that human evil was out of control. People thought evil, imagined evil evil, evil, evil from morning to night. God was sorry that he had made the human race in the first place; it broke his heart. … But Noah was different. God liked what he saw in Noah. Genesis 6:5-6, 8 (MSG)

If you intend to do anything significant with your life, it’s going to be in spite of culture rather than because of the culture. Everything in our culture tempts you into short-term thinking. Most of us are not thinking in terms of the next ten years; we’re not even thinking about next year or next month. We think about today.

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