“How did the wedding go?” asked the preacher’s wife.
“Just fine until I asked the bride if she would obey and she said, ‘Do you think I’m nuts?’ and the groom said, ‘I do,’ and then things really began to happen fast.”
Nobody reads the rules for Monopoly unless there’s an argument.
Thought for the day
The Bible says in 1 Timothy 6:7, “We brought nothing into the world, so we can take nothing out.” I remember hearing of a rich Texas oilman who was buried in his Cadillac. As they were putting him under, a man standing by said, “Man, that’s living!” No — the guy’s dead!
You must build your life on the one thing that cannot be taken away from you: your relationship with God through his son, Jesus Christ.