A man walks up to a cashier in a grocery store. He says, “Hey, how much for these jalapeño peppers?” He pronounces it “jo-la-pen-o,” not “ho-lo-peen-yo.”
The cashier says, “Sir, that’s not what those peppers are called.”
The man replies, “Listen, buddy, this is America, and I can pronounce any word the way I please.”
The cashier responds, “That is as may be, sir, but those are green peppers.”
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” ~Lucille Ball
Thought for the day
I pray for them. I am not praying for the world, but for those you have given me, for they are yours. John 17:9 (NIV)
If you are not a parent, you still can help others move toward the heart of God by praying for them.