A man walks up to a cashier in a grocery store. He says, “Hey, how much for these jalapeño peppers?” He pronounces it “jo-la-pen-o,” not “ho-lo-peen-yo.”

The cashier says, “Sir, that’s not what those peppers are called.”

The man replies, “Listen, buddy, this is America, and I can pronounce any word the way I please.”

The cashier responds, “That is as may be, sir, but those are green peppers.”

One Liner
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” ~Lucille Ball

Thought for the day
I pray for them. I am not praying for the world, but for those you have given me, for they are yours. John 17:9 (NIV)

If you are not a parent, you still can help others move toward the heart of God by praying for them.