Recently in traffic court, a man who received an expensive parking ticket testified that a uniformed policeman had given his okay for the man to park there.

The judge asked the man if he would recognize the officer if he ever saw him again, and the man replied that he would.

The judge then said, “Good. When you see the officer again, tell him he owes you $157. Next.”

One liner
A man can fail many times, but he isn’t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.

Thought for the day
“If you are true and faithful to the Most High, people will resent your unflinching devotion because it is a testimony against their iniquity.” – Charles Spurgeon