Humor – November 30

YOU KNOW YOU’VE HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN…

~ You can type sixty words a minute…with your feet.

~ Instant coffee takes too long.

~ You chew on other people’s fingernails.

~ You answer the door…before people knock.

~ You sleep with your eyes open.

~ You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.

~ You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.

~ You’re the employee of the month at Starbucks and you don’t even work there.

~ You lick your coffeepot clean.

~ You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

~ You’re so wired you pick up FM radio.

~ You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug!

One Liner
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

Thought for the day
“Trust in the LORD with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight.” (Proverbs 3:5-6 NIV)

You may be facing a dead end right now — financial, emotional, or relational — but if you will trust God and keep on moving in faith, even when you don’t see a way, he will make a way.

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