Humor – January 29

A group of junior-level executives were participating in a management training program. The seminar leader pounded home his point about the need to make decisions and take action on these decisions.

“For instance,” he said, “if you had five frogs on a log and three of them decided to jump, how many frogs would you have left on the log?”

The answers from the group were unanimous: “Two.”

“Wrong,” replied the speaker, “there would still be five because there is a difference between deciding to jump and jumping.”

One Liner
“I think there is insanity in my family – they keep asking me for money.”

Thought for the day
Keep our eyes focused on Jesus – not on the storm of our circumstances. Peter walked on water until he shifted his focus from Jesus to the storm swirling around him.

“…Then Peter got down out of the boat and walked on the water to Jesus. But when he saw the wind, he was afraid and, beginning to sink, cried out, ‘Lord, save me!’” Matthew 14:29-30 (NIV)

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