Humor – February 29

Mary was discussing the various aspects and possible outcome of the insurance policy with the clerk at the Insurance Agency. During the discussion, she asked. “Suppose I take the life insurance for my husband today for a million dollars, and tomorrow he dies? What will I get?”

The clerk eyed her suspiciously and replied, “Probably a life sentence.”

One Liner
Make yourself at home. Clean my kitchen.

Thought for the day
God has never made a person he didn’t love. Everybody matters to him. When Jesus stretched out his arms wide on the cross, he was saying, “I love you this much!”
The Bible says, “For Christ’s love compels us, because we are convinced that one died for all …” (2 Corinthians 5:14a NIV)

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