Humor – May 5

A young man looking to get married asked his friend. “Every woman I bring home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like.”

“Oh, that’s easy,” his pal replied. “All you have to do is find someone who is just like your mother.”

“I did that already,” he said, “and that one my father didn’t like.”



One Liner
“A healthy adult male consumes each year one-and-one-half times his own weight in other people’s patience.”



Thought for the day
“Be made new in the attitude of your minds.” Ephesians 4:23 (NIV)

The Word of God can smash any stronghold, it can break any chain, and it can uncover any lie. Once the demolition is complete, God will begin the renovation of your life

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