Some smart advice….
Don’t squat with your spurs on.
If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.
If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman. Neither one works.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
When you’re throwin’ your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to touch the electric fence for themselves.
Warning label seen on a box of hair coloring:
“Do not use as an ice cream topping.”
Thought for the day
“Purify yourselves, because tomorrow the LORD will perform miracles among you” (Joshua 3:5 TEV).
The fact is, God wants to do something great in your future, too. But you have to start by settling the accounts of the past. You have to clean up yesterday.