Humor – October 24

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.  

After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.
 
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. “Watson, look up and tell me what you see.”
 
Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”
 
“What does that tell you?”
 
Watson pondered for a minute. “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant in comparison. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell YOU?”
 
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
 
“Watson, you fool. Some knucklehead has stolen our tent!!”

One Liner
“The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

Thought for the day
For we do not have a high priest who is unable to sympathize with our weaknesses, but we have one who has been tempted in every way, just as we are—yet was without sin. Let us then approach the throne of grace with confidence, so that we may receive mercy and find grace to help us in our time of need. Hebrews 4:15–16 (NIV)

Jesus was tempted, but he did not sin. If Jesus was tempted, yet did not sin, then temptation is not a sin. Our freedom to decide not to sin was bought by the blood of Jesus Christ. The temptation is the intruder who prompts us to call 911; he hasn’t stolen anything yet.

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