Humor – December 5

A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to drink warm water one hour before breakfast. At the end of a week he returned and the doctor asked if he was feeling better. The man said that he actually felt worse.

“Did you drink warm water an hour before breakfast each day?”

“No,” replied the man, “All I could do was about 15 minutes!”

One Liner
SIGN at an optometrist’s Office:

“If you don’t see what you are looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

Thought for the day
I am the God who forgives your sins and I do this because of who I am and I will not hold your sins against you. (Isaiah 43:25)

Isaiah says God doesn’t hold our sins against us. Once we’ve confessed our sins to him, it’s all forgiven and forgotten, and he doesn’t even bring up the past. 

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