“The car won’t start,” said a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water in the carburetor.”
“How do you know?” said the husband scornfully. “You don’t even know what the carburetor is.”
“I’m telling you,” repeated the wife, “I’m sure there’s water in the carburetor.”
“We’ll see,” mocked the husband. “Let me check it out. Where’s the car?”
“In the swimming pool.”
Save money by using a facial tissue twice – first to clean your glasses and then to blow your nose. Be sure to remember which one to do first.
Thought for the day
Pray that your children will serve Christ effectively: “Make them ready for your service through your truth; your teaching is truth” (John 17:17 NCV).