Humor – June 9

HOME REMEDIES

~ If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

~ Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

~ High blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for awhile, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

~ A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.

~ If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

~ Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the toothache.

One Liner
Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts.

Thought for the day
“People with understanding control their anger; a hot temper shows great foolishness.” Proverbs 14:29

Instead of retaliating when someone pushes your buttons, trust that God will help you control your anger. He’s right there with you, helping you to let go of your anger.

 

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