~ If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
~ Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
~ High blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for awhile, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
~ A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
~ If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
~ Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the toothache.
Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts.
Thought for the day
“People with understanding control their anger; a hot temper shows great foolishness.” Proverbs 14:29
Instead of retaliating when someone pushes your buttons, trust that God will help you control your anger. He’s right there with you, helping you to let go of your anger.