Humor – June 13

Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: “Mick! I lost me finger!”

“Have you now?” says Mick. “And how did you do it?”

“I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi…

Darn! There goes another one!”

One Liner
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover? You don’t want to press your luck.

Thought for the day
“Now that the worst is over, we’re pleased we can report that we’ve come out of this with conscience and faith intact, and can face the world — and even more importantly, face you with our heads held high. But it wasn’t by any fancy footwork on our part. It was God who kept us focused on him, uncompromised” 2 Corinthians 1:12

Your circumstances cannot change the character of God. God’s grace is still in full force. He is still for you, even when you don’t feel it.

 

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