Humor – June 19

THE PRICE OF GAS IN FRANCE

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime yet make such an obvious error, he replied, “Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.”

See if you have deGaulle to forward this to someone else. I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse. I hope this brought a chuckle. After all, ’tis the Cezanne to be jolly!

One Liner
I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

Thought for the day
“Three things will last forever — faith, hope, and love — and the greatest of these is love” 1 Corinthians 13:1

God says you need to focus on love because that’s all that’s going to last

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