AN OLD FARMER’S ADVICE

~ Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

~ Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

~ A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

~ Words that soak into your ears are whispered…not yelled.

~ Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight.

~ Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

~ Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

~ It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.

~ You cannot unsay a cruel word.

~ Every path has a few puddles.

~ When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

~ The best sermons are lived, not preached.

~ Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.

~ Don’t judge folks by their relatives.

~ Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

~ Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.

~ Don’t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t botherin’ you none.

~ If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.

~ Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

~ The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with watches you from the mirror every mornin’.

~ Always drink upstream from the herd.

~ Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

~ Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.

~ If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around

One Liner
I gave up jogging for my health. My thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my underwear.

Thought for the day
A man’s heart reflects the man. Proverbs 27:19 (NIV)

The Bible says what is in your heart is what you really are, not what others think you are, or what circumstances force you to be (Proverbs 27:19). Your heart is the real you. It determines why you say the things you do, why you feel the way you do, and why you act the way you do.