Humor – November 14

An efficiency expert was delivering a seminar on time management for a company’s junior executives. He concluded the session with a disclaimer:  “Don’t attempt these task-organizing tips at home,” he said.

“Why not?” he was asked.

“Well, I did a study of my wife’s routine of fixing breakfast,” he replied, a little embarrassed. “I noticed she made a lot of trips between the refrigerator and the stove, the table and the cabinets, each time carrying only one item. So I asked her, ‘Honey, I notice that you make a lot of trips back and forth carrying one item at a time. If you would try carrying several things at once you would be much more efficient.'”

He paused.

“Did that save time?” one of the executives asked.

“Actually, yes,” the expert answered, “It used to take her twenty minutes to fix my breakfast. Now I get my own in seven minutes.”

One Liner
Quit gripping about your church; if it was perfect you couldn’t belong!

Thought for the day 
Ephesians 5:8
You were once darkness, but now you are light in the Lord.

Before and after ……. “I once was lost but now I’m found, was blind but now I see.” If we could only fully grasp what we so easily sing!!!

 


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