Humor – January 11

Here’s an example of someone who went a little overboard to get revenge:

Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a large hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was up to, he politely asked, “What’cha doing, Johnny?”

“My goldfish died,” replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. “I’ve just buried him.”

The neighbor was concerned. “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”

Johnny patted down the last heap of earth, then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your dumb cat.”

One Liner
“The reason they called golf “golf” was all the other 4-letter words were taken.”

Thought for the day
“Create in me a pure heart, O God, and renew a steadfast spirit within me.” (Psalm 51:10 NIV)

Oh God, create in me a pure heart …

  • A heart that knows no greed when it looks upon worldly treasures,
  • A heart that thinks of others, and not itself,

A heart that argues for love instead of fairness.

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