Humor – July 4

4th of July Jokes

The difference between a duck and George Washington is:
One has a bill on his face; the other has his face on a bill!

What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?
The Battle of Bonkers Hill.

Why were the first Pennsylvania settlers like ants? 
Because they lived in colonies.

What’s red, white, blue, and almost as ugly as a dog? 
A revolutionary warthog!

Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry!

One Liner
Freedom is first of all a responsibility before the God from whom we come. – Alan Keyes

Thought for the day
Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free John 8:32

The bondage of sin is the most grievous bondage; and freedom from its guilt and influence is the greatest liberty.


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One thought on “Humor – July 4

  1. It’s a shitty con job when you use a page labeled as humor to extol your religious beliefs – whether they are true or untrue – man up, call your page exactly what it is & don’t troll for the unsuspecting or innocent persojns who are in fact only looking for humor – by the way, this is not very funny

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