4th of July Jokes
The difference between a duck and George Washington is: One has a bill on his face; the other has his face on a bill!
What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War? The Battle of Bonkers Hill.
Why were the first Pennsylvania settlers like ants? Because they lived in colonies.
What’s red, white, blue, and almost as ugly as a dog? A revolutionary warthog!
Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington? Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
Freedom is first of all a responsibility before the God from whom we come. – Alan Keyes
Thought for the day
Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free John 8:32
The bondage of sin is the most grievous bondage; and freedom from its guilt and influence is the greatest liberty.