Humor – September 26

A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by a traffic cop. “What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?” asks the officer.

“I’m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.”

“Oh yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Lets see you do it.”

The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully. A couple driving by slows down to watch.

“Wow,” says the driver to his wife. “I’m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re giving now!”

One Liner
An atheist complained that Christians and Jews had a long list of holidays but people like him had no special day for the celebration of their philosophy. A Christian heard his complaint and asked if he had considered April 1.

Thought for the day
“Unless you are faithful in small matters, you won’t be faithful in large ones. If you cheat even a little, you won’t be honest with greater responsibilities.” Luke 16:10 (NLT)

Jesus specialized in menial tasks that everyone else tried to avoid: washing feet, helping children, fixing breakfast, and serving lepers. Nothing was beneath him, because he came to serve. It wasn’t in spite of his greatness that he did these things, but because of it, and he expects us to follow his example

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