TOP TEN GIFTS YOUR HUSBAND DOESN’T WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
10. Anne of Avonlea/Anne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with 74 minutes of extra footage
9. Any knick-knack
8. Tickets to the ballet
7. Another new tie
6. A Bath and Body Works Soap Basket
5. New teddy bear pajamas
4. Vacuum cleaner
3. A weekend seminar on “Getting in Touch With Your Feelings”
2. Pair of fuzzy bunny slippers
1. A nose and ear hair trimmer
One Liner
I know. I know. People say, “It’s the thought that counts, not the gift,” but couldn’t people think a bit bigger?!
Thought for the day
Thinkers also need to be careful to practice what they know. If you know it, then do it! James 1:22 says, “Do not merely listen to the word, and so deceive yourselves. Do what it says”
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But seriously, they need the nose and ear hair trimmers