Humor – February 13

After receiving a beautiful haircut, a doctor asks the barber, “How much do I owe you?”

“Oh, I never charge a doctor,” the barber replies. “You all do such good, important work.”

The next morning, the barber arrives at his shop and finds a thank you note and a bottle of wine on his doorstep from the doctor.

Later that day, a police officer walks into the same barbershop. After a beautiful haircut, the police office asks the barber, “How much do I owe you?”

“Oh, I never charge a police officer,” the barber replies. “You all do such good, important work.”

The next morning, the barber arrives at his shop and finds a thank you note and a box of candy on his doorstep from the police officer.

Later that day, a pastor walks into the same barbershop. After a beautiful haircut, the pastor asks the barber, “How much do I owe you?”

“Oh, I never charge a pastor,” the barber replies. “You all do such good, important work.”

The next morning, the barber arrives at his shop and finds twelve pastors on his doorstep.

One LINER
It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

Thought for the day
God gave us a free gift of salvation when Jesus took our sin upon himself. It’s a gift we must receive. The Bible says, “Yet to all who did receive him, to those who believed in his name, he gave the right to become children of God” (John 1:12 NIV).

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