“Give me a sentence about a public servant,” said a teacher.
The small boy wrote: “The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.”
The teacher took the lad aside to correct him: “Don’t you know what pregnant means?” she asked.
“Sure,” said the young boy confidently. “It means carrying a child.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
Thought for the day
I will instruct you and teach you in the way you should go; I will counsel you and watch over you.
God’s teaching is available if we will listen and obey.