A man went to his dentist because he felt something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examined him and said, “That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?”
The man replied, “All I can think of is that about four months ago, my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious…hollandaise sauce! I love it so much now that I put it on everything — meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything!”
The dentist said, “Well, that’s probably it. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It’s eaten away your upper plate. I’ll have to make you a new one, and this time, I’ll use chrome”
“Why chrome?” asked the patient.
“It’s simple,” said the dentist. “Everyone knows there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.”
The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when you’re angry.
Thought for the day
1 Peter 3:18
Christ died for sins once for all, the righteous for the unrighteous, to bring you to God. He was put to death in the body but made alive by the Spirit.
Christ’s death is a great reminder that death is a matter of perspective and faith. I believe God raised Jesus from the dead. HE IS ALIVE