Humor – June 6

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped

him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly
hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large
plate glass window.

For a few minutes everything was silent in the cab, and then the still
shaking driver said, “I’m sorry but you scared the daylights out of me.”

The frightened passenger apologized to the cab driver and said he didn’t
realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, “No, no, I’m sorry, it’s entirely my fault.  Today is
my first day driving a cab.  I’ve been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.

One LINER
Most friction in life is caused by the tone of the voice.

Thought for the day
Psalm 56:3
When I am afraid, 
I will trust in you.

A great verse – one we taught our children when they were small – but one we all claim today as adults!

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