Humor – June 14

Job Security
After being laid off from three jobs in the past year, Dewey was hired to work in a warehouse.

Unfortunately, one day he lost control of the forklift and drove it off the loading dock. Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said, “I’m sorry, Dewey, but I’m going to have to withhold 10 percent of each of your paychecks until we back the damage.”

“How much will it cost?” Dewey asked.
“About $5,000,” the owner replied.
“Finally!” Dewey exclaimed. “Job security!”

One LINER
If you live long enough, something will kill you.

Thought for the day
God tells us, “A wise, mature person is known for his understanding. The more pleasant his words, the more persuasive he is” Proverbs 16:21

Nagging never works. You are never persuasive when you’re abrasive.


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