Humor – June 26

“Collateral”

I accompanied my husband when he went to get a haircut. Reading a magazine, I found a hairstyle I liked for myself, and I asked the receptionist if I could take the magazine next door to make a copy of the photo.

“Leave some ID, a driver’s license or a credit card,” she said.

“But my husband is here getting a haircut,” I explained.

“Yes,” she replied. “But I need something you’ll come back for.”

One LINER
I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

Thought for the day
I Peter 3:12 For the eyes of the Lord are on the righteous 
and his ears are attentive to their prayer, 
but the face of the Lord is against those who do evil.”

God can’t take His eyes off of you – if you are obeying Him. Yet He turns his face on those doing evil.

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