Humor – August 26

When John returned to the house one evening, his wife announced that the new cleaning woman they had hired had stolen two towels.

“Yeah,” said Dewey very disinterested, and reclining on the sofa, “that wasn’t very nice of her to do.”

“You’re absolutely right it wasn’t,” she said. “And they were the two best towels we had …. you know the ones we got from the Hilton Hotel?!”

One Liner
Don’t worry: the answer’s at the back of the book.

Thought for the day
God paid a ransom to save you …. he paid for you with the precious lifeblood of Christ” 1 Peter 1:18-19 TLB

You may not place much value in certain people, but God does. In fact, he says every person you meet is worth dying for.

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