SIGNS YOUR BAPTISM SERVICE IS NOT GOING LIKE IT SHOULD
7. The Coast Guard becomes involved.
6. The service is held at “Splash Mountain Water Park.”
5. The Pastor has to wear a frogman outfit complete with air tanks into the water.
4. As the baptism begins the organist plays the theme from JAWS.
3. You keep hearing the pastor say, “Oops. Honestly, sister, I didn’t know about that drop-off.”
2. The deacon board shows up with fishing gear and packing a cooler.
1. Two words: Alka Seltzer
Nothing’s impossible for those who don’t have to do it.
Thought for the day
“Start with GOD — the first step in learning is bowing down to GOD; only fools thumb their noses at such wisdom and learning” Proverbs 1:7 The Message
Have you noticed that the moment you establish a goal in your life, you start hearing people say, “Who do you think you are” or “It can’t be done” or “Forget about it”?
The antidote to the voices of doubt is to instead listen to the voice of God.