Humor – October 2

Three Day Silence

My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs.

She nudged me and whispered, “Wake up, wake up!”

“What’s the matter?” I asked.

“There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they’re eating the tuna casserole I made tonight.”

“That’ll teach them!” I replied.

One LINER
“Frustration: Trying to find your glasses without your glasses.”

Thought for the day
God is our refuge and strength, 
an ever-present help in trouble. Psalm 46:1

God has power and authority to help us out of any trouble, anytime or anywhere

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