WORD PLAYS
~ A man rushed into the doctor’s office and shouted, “Doctor! I think I’m shrinking!!” The doctor calmly responded, “Now, settle down. You’ll just have to be a little patient.”

~ Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire. Thus we’ll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

One Liner
A lot of church members who are singing “Standing on the Promises” are just sitting on the premises.

Thought for the day
“God has not given us a spirit of fear, but a spirit of power and love and self-control” 2 Timothy 1:7

The disciplines you establish today will determine your success tomorrow. The more I accept God’s control over my life, the more self-control he gives me!