Humor – November 25

An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey.

His family was fond of the legs for dinner and there were never enough for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together: “Well I finally did it. I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!”

They all asked the farmer how it tasted.

“I don’t know” said the farmer. “I could never catch the dang thing!”

One Liner
He ate so much over the holidays that he decided to quit cold turkey.

Thought for the day
Proverbs 14:12 says, “There is a way that appears to be right, but in the end it leads to death”

You don’t have to accept everything you feel, because not everything you feel is right or authentic or will lead you in the right direction.

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