As husband comes in from the garage. His wife asks, “How are you?”

He replied, “I lost something. I thought I had put it somewhere safe in the garage.”

She asked, “How many safe places are there in the garage?”

“Clearly one more than I can remember.”

One Liner
“Ever notice how the most often quoted person is Anon?”
– Anon

Thought for the day
Faith is doing what’s right even when it seems absurd. Proverbs 3:5 says, “Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and do not rely on your own understanding” (HCSB). You never know the whole picture, but God does.