Humor – January 28

SIGNS FOUND IN KITCHENS
~ A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.
~ If we are what we eat, then I’m easy, fast, and cheap.
~ A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
~ Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
~ A clean kitchen is a sign of a misspent life.
~ Help keep the kitchen clean – eat out.
~ Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
~ My next house will have no kitchen — just vending machines.

One Liner
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.

Thoughts for the day
And Jesus said to him, ‘Go; your faith has made you well.’ Immediately he regained his sight and began following Him on the road” Mark 10:52 NASB

I don’t know what step you need to take next, but I do know that you need to take it.

 

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